TOP SECRET//SI//REL USA, FVEY National Security Agency/Central Security Service Information Paper 0x4368617447505433 AlligatorCon Europe 2023 Edition 25th-26th August @ Büntetés-végrehajtás Országos Parancsnoksága - Budapest, Hungary aka Goulashland


-= [ AlligatorCon Europe 2023 ] =-
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[--- Rules of the Alligator
  • You do not talk about AlligatorCon.
  • You do not talk about AlligatorCon.
  • If this is your first night at AlligatorCon, you have to hack.
  • You can present using your IRC nick, Mastodon handle, BDSM dungeon moniker, whatever the hell you want but never with your real name.
  • No cameras unless explicitly allowed by everyone in the picture, and no videos of the talks. If the spooks want to spy on us let's make them work for it.
  • The contents or even the title of some talks may not be public, on request of the speaker. Never discuss them after AlligatorCon ends, or you'll be banned forever. And we mean it.
[--- Call For Participation
Send your proposal to: cfp@alligatorcon.eu TL;DR just hack some shit and tell us how we all can do it too, for teh lulz. Now for the long version... WHAT WE WANT: The Honorable Evaluation Commitee AlligatorCon is interested in no-nonsense talks about hacking. We prefer technical talks but non-technical yet "unusual" ones are good too - the further you stray from your typical conference talk, the better. Bonus points for presentations that include code, practical examples, and live demos. The usual topics include pentesting, exploitation, pwnage, 0days, phreaking, rootkits, radio, satellites, spreading knowledge, evading censorship, old sch00l shit, new sch00l shit, worshipping Satan, raising the dead, fun times. Confidentiality is key, so don't hesitate to propose topics that "legit" conferences would never accept. You can check out the schedules for previous years to give you an idea of what's been presented before:
  • 2022 - We Survided The Pandemic And All We Got Was This Poster
  • 2021 - 404 Conference Not Found
  • 2020 - 404 Conference Not Found
  • 2019 - Hell Yeah, AlligatorCon!
  • 2018 - Keep Calm And AlligatorCon
  • 2017 - Do Not Talk About AlligatorCon
  • 2016 - The Horror! The Monstrosity! The Lulz!
  • 2015 - The Alligator Goes International
WHAT WE DON'T WANT: We all know how fun it is to make your employer pay for your party trip, but there is a strict rule of NO CORPORATE BS TALKS. Nobody gives a flying crap who your employer is and how the product you're selling will change our lives and how many multi-letter certifications you got - just hack stuff or shut up. HOW WE WANT IT: Our format is the following: one hour slots for everyone, but how much you use is completely optional. We recommend 40 minute talks, to give people time to drink a beer or mate, chat and relax before the next talk. For really quick topics (5-10 minutes) it's probably best to use the lightning talks slot, it's free-for-all -- just like a rap battle, you go up on stage and grab the mic.
[--- I am Jack's list of talks
Title: Fight the POWER Speaker: buherator Country of origin: 🇭🇺 Hungary aka Goulashland Reversing tales from the dark alleys of Rochester. [--- Title: [redacted] Speaker: Sun G Country of origin: 🇭🇺 Hungary aka Goulashland Abstract redacted - you'll have to come here to know what it's about. [--- Title: Single Sign-O(w)n Speaker: nat Country of origin: 🇵🇱 Poland aka Cebulandia Single Sign-On comes in all shapes and misconfigurations. Join me for a showcase of security flaws I stumbled upon during my SSO penetration testing adventures. Because let's face it, what's the fun if you can't hijack some accounts along the way? [--- Title: [redacted] makes polict a mean boi Speaker: polict Country of origin: 🇮🇹 Italy aka Tasty France Abstract redacted - you'll have to come here to know what it's about. [--- Title: My Computer is Cursed! Speaker: aT0M4nti Country of origin: 🇭🇺 Hungary aka Goulashland For the last two decades I've been on a mission to understand how computers work, going deeper and deeper into the belly of the beast in the hopes that in the end it will all make sense. It still doesn't. And now I believe my computer is actually cursed! In this talk we will go down some rabbit holes by attempting to make sense of some Linux kernel core features you probably never understood but didn't care enough about 'cause it "just works". We'll uncover a web of lies and half-truths and realize we are alone in the universe. We'll then take a look at x86 interrupt handlers and do some crazy experiments for the lulz and then give up all hope and have a drink. [--- Title: Security in Telecommunication Networks -- Past, Present and Future Speaker: c0decafe Country of origin: 🇩🇪 Germany aka Beerland In this talk we will give an overview of the structure in general and the security features in particular of 2G, 3G, 4G and 5G Telecommunication Networks and how they compare to each other. Further more we will show some successful attacks against the security of these networks from the past. With 5G this topic is important as never as, not only in the European union, the new 5G infrastructure is considered critical infrastructure and therefore has an increased requirement for security. If you are interested in cybersecurity, not only in the telecommunication industry but also in the critical infrastructure, this talk will have lots of interesting points for you to take with you. [--- Title: Hacking a toy hypervisor and finding a QEMU emulation 0day Speaker: disconnect3d Country of origin: 🇵🇱 Poland aka Cebulandia Abstract redacted - you'll have to come here to know what it's about. [--- Title: Hacking AWS Cognito, CTF style Speaker: Kusik Country of origin: 🇵🇱 Poland aka Cebulandia Pray for demo-gods and good internet. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cognito Amazon wgah'nagl fhtagn. [--- Title: No time window is too small to be exploited! Speaker: nadie Country of origin: 🌍 Sin Ciudadanía A humorous dive into exploiting time windows, fixing and breaking software, challenges with maintaining security in the open source projects. All of this accompanied by the best hits from the 90s. [--- Title: Lightning Talks Speaker: .* Country of origin: .* A slot will be reserved for lightning talks. Just get up on stage and talk about whatever you want. Worst that can happen we throw l├íngos at you.
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ChatGPT says: The venerable Organizing Committee for this year will be: *] Kurwa Małpka, Count Crapula & The Face Dancer, controlling everything from the shadows *] El Santa on original artwork *] Kim Kardashian on ethical fashion and sustainability *] Jake Paul as our financial advisor *] Jeff Bezos on employee relations and satisfaction *] Logan Paul as our crisis management expert *] Kanye West on mental health and self-care *] Kylie Jenner on cultural sensitivity and diversity *] The cast of Jersey Shore on conflict resolution and teamwork *] The Fyre Festival organizer on event planning *] The MyPillow guy on professional communication and etiquette *] Rudy Giuliani on legal strategy and ethics Special thanks go to Xava Kosmosach for that original web design we keep rehashing every year since 2016.
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